A Sauce You Can Sink Your Teeth Into!

April 1st, 2012...At great professional risk, the vow of silence among dentists has been broken to reveal the centuries old secret ingredient of a well known condiment. Dr. Aprile Foulle practices dentistry in a Northeastern region of America and she has confirmed what many until now have speculated: the secret ingredient of Tarter Sauce is in fact tooth tartar. Dr. Aprile said "In good conscience I can no longer honor my professional vow of silence.

I feel so ashamed that I and my colleagues have willfully participated in this worldwide cover-up." So deceptive is the industry that makers often use the old english spelling: tartare.

The public story began to unravel in May of 2009, when Egyptian tomb researcher Dr. Heigh Whait Aminit produced a trove of ancient recipes among a number of records from a 'fed' room. Egyptian linguists have long known the translation of fed is tooth.

The sauce recipes referred to an ingredient called fed ex. Translators and scientists soon confirmed: fed ex was in fact tooth excrement! The Ancients theorized the hard crusty deposits that collected on the surfaces of teeth was something the teeth excreted.

The code of silence among dentists has been perpetuated for far too long says Dr. Aprile. "When asked about this, our offices have been told to respond with incredulity. Dentists tell staff to respond with denial, such as: "Are you serious? You've got to be joking? or That's ridiculous, absolutely not!" For years dental offices worldwide surreptitiously shipped the dental-contraband via mail to commercial Sauce makers.

Then, in the 1970's, a large Dental Association approached Fred Smith about his newly proposed shipping method when it was discovered that the fresher the tartar, the better the sauce! So it was that FEDoral EXcess was launched to expedite fresh tooth-to-retail delivery. The continued success of its tartar delivery business allowed FED EX to expand its services beyond their tartar shipping and into mainstream package delivery worldwide.
It is widely accepted that the cream-de-la-cream of tartar is harvested from the molars of the American Appalachian population due to the Iron-rich content of the mountain waters.

Dr. Aprile feels it is time to expose this cash-rich tartar-for-pay scheme. She contends, "My fellow dentists are enjoying underground, tax-free bundles of cash from companies willing to pay royally for fresh tartar."

 Dr. Aprile submitted this case as an example of one that a dentist could expect to receive hundreds of dollars in underground payment.

The Mother Load!

 Say's Dr. Aprile, "This certainly isn't the usual amount of tartar but when a dentist gets their hands on one of these, believe me it's time to back up the truck."

Today, Worldwide Condiments Inc. spokesperson, Sheesa Lyon announced they will no longer accept dentist-direct shipments. Said a tearful Ms. Lyon, "Tarter will only be accepted from FDA inspected vendors". 

Tartar-gate...A shameful period of culinary duplicity. Thank you Dr. Aprile Foulle.

Bon Appetit!

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The More You Booze...The More You Lose!

Oh for crying out loud...is there nothing left to enjoy anymore? Really, I'm so sick and tired of reading about this that causes that, and that that causes this...I could just poke out my eyes with the business end of a lawn Jart!

Alright, now don't we feel better getting that off our chest? Get it straight...we're talking about drinking to excess, not the occasional or social imbiber. You can enjoy your fav-o-rite adult beverage without getting your panties all in a wad worrying that your gums are going to melt off your jawbone.  The operative word is EXCESS.


Here's the skinny, or you can visit The Report for more details. Alcohol affects the teeth and oral cavity in the following ways:

Gum Disease if untreated can lead to loss of teeth. A University of Buffalo Dental Medicine study found a direct correlation between the amount of alcohol consumed and severity of risk for gum disease.

Gum Disease can affect systemic health. Systemic means your general systems; like your heart and pancreas. Yeah, the little buggers living in your gums emit toxins that attack other organs.

Decay? Yep, cavities develop too, due the mixers that contain a high concentration of sugar. See a previous Spit Happens post: Do You Want To Havity A Cavity?

Oral Cancer risk is greater too in excess drinkers as alcohol breaks down chemically into acetaldehyde which can bind to proteins in the mouth setting off a cascade of crap you don't want, believe me. And if you really want to party, mix in tobacco to rev up your tumor potential. See a previous Spit Happens post: Warning...This Product May Be Hazardous To Your Health.  

Geezzz...this post is quickly becoming an advertisement for many of my previous posts no one has read.

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NEWS YOU CAN USE: Cold Sores May Be Linked To Alzheimer's Disease?

Research has shown that a herpes simplex infection - the virus that causes cold sores - increases the amount of amyloid precursor protein, the parent protein associated with Alzheimer's disease.

One self-defense action you can take is to treat cold sores quickly with an antiviral agent to minimize the amount of time that the virus remains active.

 Valtrex is one treatment medication but it must be initiated at the very first sign of an outbreak...therefore it is necessary to keep the prescription medication at the ready.

Keep Medicine on Hand

Consult your dentist or medical health care provider about Valtrex.

Edit: 4.16.2013

A new drug has recently been approved for Herpes Labialis treatment and here is the link:

http://www.drugs.com/newdrugs/bioalliance-pharma-s-sitavig-receives-fda-approval-herpes-labialis-3758.html

Another option is to make an appointment with Rontajabi for his all natural organic remedy...

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Swish, swish away my decay?

UCLA's School of Dentistry recently published a news release regarding the development of a mouthwash with the incredible potential of eradicating cavities and tooth decay.

While this is an encouraging announcement, the hard work is still yet to be done. Years of research must be conducted to determine if unintended consequences result from altering the sensitive oral bacterial balance. In other words, how do we destroy the bad bugs without also eliminating the good bugs? The answer lies in the concept of targeted antimicrobial therapy.

This is exciting stuff but until the clinical trials are complete ~ which may be tens of years, everyone must rely upon the old fashioned toothbrush and floss for plaque removal to control decay and cavities. The closest thing to a smart-bomb available today is Fluoride. Since being introduced in the 1950's Fluoride has enjoyed a relative honeymoon with the public. Recently however published articles have challenged the advisability of this additive resulting in a revision of the  American Dental Association's Fluoride supplement recommendations.           This was BIG news to dentists because we were under the impression that all the research was complete and confirmed; only to now hear the words: Upon further review...

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Partially Exposed Teenage...

Partially exposed teenage wisdom teeth can be the first sign of a developing complication. Very few people have room for their wisdom teeth to grow into a position that allows for thorough maintenance. Without the ability to clean 360 degrees around the tooth, decay and or gum problems will eventually develop.

Why me?

It often takes years for the irritation created by chronically dirty wisdom teeth to develop  inflammation; add a few more years and the chronic inflammation turns into infection. If you've ever experienced a full-blown dental related abscess you'll not likely want another!                                        

It can take several pain filled days for an abscess to resolve and sometimes the infection requires hospitalization with intravenous administration of antibiotics to control and stabilize the patient before the offending tooth can be completed.

Now the fun begins!

                                              

 If the infection has been present for an extended period of time, a bone destroying cyst can develop and grow into a serious lesion.

The simple solution is to have your wisdom teeth removed before these serious complications have time to form. For you folks who are more than a bit squeamish about such operations, many dentists offer sedatives to relax you or general anesthetics that will render you into a state of mind that you won't know about what day it is, let alone the dental surgery that is to be performed...better living through chemistry is today's lesson!

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I Brush and Floss Every Day...Uggggghhh...Why Do I Still Get Cavities?

Every dentist who has practiced for more than a few days has heard the question in this post's title! I can attest to the frustration patients feel when I have to tell them the bad news as I've had the experience of witnessing adults cry at the tooth report given. The answer to the question is simply; complex. Let me emphasize that dental decay doesn't recognize: gender, race, height, weight, hair color, religious affiliation, or wealth. Some intelligent, wealthy people suffer dental decay and some poor and underprivileged folks enjoy decay-free teeth. Go figure.

Here are the Big Five contributors to your dental woes, in no particular order:

1. Genetics...Your family history is an indication of your teeth's susceptibility to decay.
2. Oral Hygiene...Daily brushing and flossing to thoroughly remove bacteria is necessary.
3. Diet...Food and drinks (see my post Do You Want To Havity A Cavity?) that promote tooth decay must be avoided.
4. Medication...Many medicines cause a reduction of the volume and quality of saliva. Saliva 'washes' your teeth to reduce the bacterial accumulation. There are over 400 medications that contribute to 'dry mouth' and I'll bet if you read the insert for your prescriptions you're taking one or more of them.
5. Stress...People under chronic stress produce less saliva.

The thoroughness of your Brushing and Flossing needs to be discussed. Time after time, dentists tell you to Brush and Floss daily...blah, blah, blah. Sound familiar? WEll...I'm here to tell you most of you simply make a weak effort at getting the job done. To remove bacteria, you've got to get-after-it, man. The how-to video talks about being kind and gentle to your gums when brushing, but

NOT THIS!

with today's soft tooth brushes, you can literally scrub your gums, teeth and tongue with the brush and it won't hurt them. *(If you've been diagnosed with OCD, disregard the previous advice!) About the only way you're going to goof is if you accidentally pick-up the steel-wire grill brush. 

And when flossing...the floss must pass up and down vigorously between the contact, down to and under the gum until it is squeaky clean.

 

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A HAPPIER AND HEALTHIER HALLOWEEN?

On Halloween, the goal of 36.3 million trick-or-treaters is the acquisition of some of the $19 billion worth of candy produced by nearly 1800 American makers. Americans consume about 25 pounds of candy each annually.* Additional information is available on the Spit Happens blog title Do You Want To Havity A Cavity? Won't you consider other Treats rather than Sweets this year?

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*Inside Dentistry